From: Dennis Newsome, Stake Public Affairs Council
Subject: Keep up Appearances!
Dear Abbottsville Fourth,
I feel your pain. The election is over and the Lord's candidate lost. The white male patriarchy that was divinely called to lead our once righteous nation has been overthrown by a bunch of multicolored men and women who want to expand the definition of legitimate rape and let any 2 consenting adults get married "just because they love each other."
Of course you're angry. The Brethren are too. And the fight for righteousness will go on.
But for now I remind all of us to love our neighbors. Not because we do, necessarily, and certainly not because Heavenly Father wants us to. But because if we don't at least act like we do, the nonmember community might think that we're a bunch of misogynistic, homophobic, small minded sore losers.
Remember, the election may be over, but the LDS PR campaign continues!
In that spirit, I encourage all ward members to bake a batch of cookies and take them over to the feminist, gay, intellectual or otherwise immoral nonmembers next door and tell them that they're special.
If you would like to stop receiving these emails we want you to know how special we think you are.
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