Ingredients For A Super-Yummy Ward Banquet

To: Abbottsville Fourth Ward
From: Grant Bixby, Ward Activities Leader
Subject: The upcoming ward banquet

As many of you know, budget cuts have forced us to scale back on ward activities. But hopefully, with the help of your donations, we can still enjoy another sumptuous ward banquet. Below is a list of the ingredients we need based on the expected turn out of 200 people.

1. Raspberry jell-O -- 100 packets
2. Fruit cocktail -- 75 cans
3. Cool Whip -- 50 tubs
4. Potato flakes -- 200 pounds
5. Cream of mushroom soup -- 300 cans
6. Tater tots -- 250 pounds
7. Green beans -- 100 cans
8. Ground beef -- 1 pound
9. Dehydrated onions -- 10 pounds
10. Velveeta cheese -- 200 pounds
11. Rolls -- 600
12. Rice Krispies -- 25 boxes
13. Marshmallow creme -- 75 jars
14. Butter -- 400 pounds 
15. Salt -- as much as possible
16. Hawaiian Punch -- 300 gallons

We appreciate any donations, no matter how small. Deliver them to the church by 3:00 PM next Friday. With any luck, somebody will be there to whip them into the super-yummy meal we're all looking forward to. If not, we'll have to rely heavily on the blessing on the food.

If you would like to stop receiving these emails, we'll assume you have a very poor appetite and will send over a pound of potato flakes.