From: Brother Sid Dooley, ward spiritual giant
Subject: Saturday night's visit to the Celestial Room
Last Saturday on my way to the temple, my car broke down on the seedy side of Lafayette. The nearest establishment happened to be a saloon called "The Roundup." Hardly holy ground. However, after a quick prayer, the spirit bade me to enter.
I was met by two personages. My spiritual eyes quickly discerned that they were two of The Three Nephites.
"Show me the First Sign of the Melchizedek Priesthood," he said.
"Now show me the token."
"Now take this pencil."
He released me from his gaze.
"Come with us to the next session," said Nephite #3.
Temple garments are more effectively disposed of if they are doused with copious amounts of Bombay gin before igniting.
*I have this on the good authority of the lesser known and grossly underrated "Mini-Nephite."
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