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Keeping you current with the Mormons in the Abbottsville, California Fourth Ward. (That is until they delete me from their e-mail list.)
"Two types of treatment are typically the most successful. Tolerance addicts can choose from a fear-based approach that employs mind-altering drugs and intense cable news exposure to drill fear of gays, non-white ethnicities, and political outliers into the minds of patients in order to help them produce automatic fear responses when confronted with people who are different from themselves. This fear should lead to unquantifiable hatred, the hallmark of successful detolerance therapy. -- Those seeking a more holistic approach can work to develop artificial love for people with differing backgrounds which allows them to feel profound pity for anyone who doesn’t yet believe exactly as they do."In conclusion, from this moment forward, the Abbottsville Fourth Ward will have zero-tolerance for the tolerant.
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