Then what do you know, I logged onto that venerable bastion of journalism, Sheep Dip, and found this hilarious report on a press conference with God Himself! Right away I knew this was a must-share with my Gentle Readers.
So! It seems the Big Goofball was pulling our leg all along...
God Admits He "Pulled a Fast One" When He Sent American Troops in Search of WMD's
"Angels close to God told Sheep Dip that 'God
is indeed a real joker. He keeps us on our toes up here.' One angel
who asked not to be identified by his Heavenly name says that the 'Almighty is always sneaking a whoopee cushion onto my gold chair when I’m off
playing the harp somewhere.'"
Personally, I'm not surprised. I actually saw God do standup in North Beach a few years back -- He wasn't half bad.
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I for one am grateful to know that God has such a great sense of humor!
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Yes! And even cooler - we get to be the butt of HIS jokes!!
DeleteFeel better! And no, the entire town of Fort Bragg did not succumb to your cold, so you are exonerated.
ReplyDeleteWhew! Hope to see you soon, Marion.
DeleteI hope you feel better soon! Get some rest and hot soup.
ReplyDeleteAs for God being a trickster, I'm starting to suspect that the universe does indeed have a sense of humor.
I love it when we are served with deep dish sheep dip. Get well!
ReplyDeleteThanks Ahab and Jono. I'm starting to feel better. We've got to find humor in life or we'll go crazy. Thank heaven for places like Sheep Dip.
ReplyDeleteI hope you're felling better soon. Stay away from the Law & Order genre when you're under the influence of Nyquil or anything stronger. it because confusing as to which characters belong in which spin-off or the mothrship, and it messes with your mind for the next several years. Then Sam Watrson starts physically resembling Mariska hargitay, and you know your brin may never be the same.
ReplyDeleteSVu put a character on as a pertpetrator in the rape of a male, and then a season or two made her the assistant district attorney. USA aired back-to-back episodes of her in the two roles. Try making sense of that while you're under the influence of purple codeine cough syrup.
"became", not "because". i'm under the influence f purple codeine cough syrup. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that codeine stuff is powerful. I was on the gutless OTC NyQuil. :)
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