From: Mark Crawford
Subject: Surviving Fast and Testimony Meeting
Mother called last night to tell me that she's visiting the first weekend in November. By now Mother has come to terms with the fact that I live with a man and that I am no longer active in the church. (Only when I told her I didn't think the church was true anymore she responded with, "Oh p-shaw.") Nevertheless, she will no doubt expect Byron and I to do the three hour Sunday marathon with her, including the dreaded Fast and Testimony Meeting.
Upon learning this frightening news, Byron mercifully mixed a pitcher of martinis, and together we created the following "survival game."