From: President Knightly
Subject: Sensible Romance vs. Worldly Smut
Many of you have asked me if it is appropriate for LDS priesthood holders to take their sweethearts out for Valentine's Day. My answer is an enthusiastic "Yes!" The LDS Church is all about love and romance -- so long as it is sensible romance. Unfortunately, those of us who reside here in the 9th Circuit are continually bombarded with examples of worldly smut. To illustrate the difference between us and them. I have outlined the smut-filled date my next-door neighbor is springing for tonight, and juxtaposed it against the romantic evening I have planned for my eternal mate. It all comes down to this: do you want worldly smut or sensible romance?
My Sensible Romance
- if she's ovulating, engage in perfunctory intercourse in the missionary position only, and without removing our temple garments.
- if she's not ovulating, get into our flannel pajamas, sit side by side on the bed, and watch The Best of Boyd K. Packer on KBYU until we fall asleep.
Happy Valentines Day!
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