From: Sister Millie Loomis, self-appointed ward media and culture critic
Subject: London Calling
By now you all know that a certain disreputable ex-Mormon blogger recently met her spinster daughter in London for a week of sin.
|She's way too old to be having fun!|
Our trip began at the spacious Heathrow Ward Meeting House, with its splendid view of the long-term parking lot. The local saints treated us to an authentic pub dinner of tater-tot shepherd's pie, a pint of Mott's Apple Juice, and sticky toffee Rice Krispie treats. Afterwards, we enjoyed an authentic Shakespearean reading performed by the Deacons Quorum.
The next day we travelled to historic Canterbury. The bus ride over was quite jolly, thanks to a certain sister who entertained us with this faith promoting story:
|The architecture rivals the LA temple|
Only their so-called worship was intolerable.
|Non-members are so disrespectful|
|We even made a few bob on the side.|
After all, only the church could send us on a trip like this.