From: Dennis Newsome, Stake Public Affairs Council
Subject: Keep up Appearances!
Dear Abbottsville Fourth,
I feel your pain. The election is over and the Lord's candidate lost. The white male patriarchy that was divinely called to lead our once righteous nation has been overthrown by a bunch of multicolored men and women who want to expand the definition of legitimate rape and let any 2 consenting adults get married "just because they love each other."