From: Donna Banta
Subject: Superbowl Party
My dear friends in the Abbottsville Fourth Ward, since you are kind enough to include me on your e-mail list, I've decided to include you in the following:
Postmormon Superbowl Party
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Hey Abbottsville Fourth Ward!
Tired of sitting through mind-numbing meetings while the game records on DVD? Don't want to wait until 12:01 AM Monday for the kick-off? Then hang at my house with actual fun people, watch the game in real time, throw back a cold one, and root for some real Saints for a change. Be prepared for light-mindedness, loud laughter, and a helluva lot of evil speaking of the Lord's anointed.
You want to. You know you do.
Please do NOT bring:
Your scriptures
The missionaries
Lesson #5
Scrapbooking paraphernalia
Your testimony
Neckties and pantyhose
Nu Skin samples
Your righteous indignation
Sister Loomis's gallon sized jar of peaches (I'm still working on the last one.)
A message from The Ensign
Violators will be dealt with by our bouncer, Mark Crawford. Trust me, your garments will not protect you.
Please do bring:
A sense of humor (It's there, you'll find it.)
An open mind (Likewise.)
If possible, some of those super yummy Mormon Funeral Potatoes
No Nursery Provided
See you Sunday!
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we'll be there! i'll keep my mini engraved triple combination in my purse so as not to offend.
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