Friday, February 5, 2010

Ex-Mormon Superbowl Party -- Visitors Welcome

To: Abbottsville Fourth Ward
From: Donna Banta
Subject: Superbowl Party

My dear friends in the Abbottsville Fourth Ward, since you are kind enough to include me on your e-mail list, I've decided to include you in the following:

Postmormon Superbowl Party
Sunday, February 7, 2010

Hey Abbottsville Fourth Ward!

Tired of sitting through mind-numbing meetings while the game records on DVD? Don't want to wait until 12:01 AM Monday for the kick-off? Then hang at my house with actual fun people, watch the game in real time, throw back a cold one, and root for some real Saints for a change. Be prepared for light-mindedness, loud laughter, and a helluva lot of evil speaking of the Lord's anointed. 
You want to. You know you do.

Please do NOT bring:
Your scriptures
The missionaries
Lesson #5
Scrapbooking paraphernalia 
Your testimony
Neckties and pantyhose
Nu Skin samples
Your righteous indignation
Sister Loomis's gallon sized jar of peaches (I'm still working on the last one.)
A message from The Ensign
Violators will be dealt with by our bouncer, Mark Crawford. Trust me, your garments will not protect you.

Please do bring:
A sense of humor (It's there, you'll find it.)
An open mind (Likewise.)
If possible, some of those super yummy Mormon Funeral Potatoes

No Nursery Provided

See you Sunday!

2 comments:

  1. we'll be there! i'll keep my mini engraved triple combination in my purse so as not to offend.

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  2. actually it might be fun to read the Book of Mormon aloud after a couple of beers

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