From: Donna Banta
Subject: Mother's Day at Abbottsville's Swizzle Stick Bar
I've attached the following invitation in the hope that you will consider this far more desirable alternative to every woman's most demoralizing church meeting of the entire year.
SWIZZLE STICK MOTHER'S DAY PARTY!
at the SWIZZLE STICK!
9:00 a.m. Bar open
12:00-2:00 p.m. Primary Songbook Karaoke
2:00-4:00 p.m. Performance by "Mutha's Who Know"
4:00-6:00 p.m. "The Stripping Warriors"
6:00 p.m. - ????? Testimony Meeting
No cover charge
$4 well drinks to include "Sex on the Tabernacle," "Dirty Moroni," and "The Wymount Babymaker"
Turn in your 4" petunia plant/limp carnation/refrigerator magnet for a free mimosa!