Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Advance "Praise" From The Abbottsville Fourth

To: Abbottsville Fourth Ward and my wonderful readers
From: Donna Banta
Subject: One final plug for "The Girls"

My book, The Girls From Fourth Ward, is now available in paperback! Check out the amazing cover art by Insanad:
To order click here -- eBook version coming soon.

Advance Praise for The Girls From Fourth Ward:

"Donna Banta's book is obviously the work of an angry and bitter person who no longer lives the Gospel." -- President Knightly

"Sister Banta must have been offended by a well-meaning ward member. I think I'll take her some of my wife's nut loaf." -- Brother Turley

"The Girls From Fourth Ward is FILTH!" -- Sister Loomis

"I guess I missed the point." -- Bishop Zimmerman


Hmm . . . I think the Fourth Ward is a bit miffed because I've neglected their e-mails for a couple of weeks. Can't say I blame them. No offense guys! I promise that after today I will go back to keeping everyone current with the Mormons in the Abbottsville Fourth Ward. (That is, until you delete me from your e-mail list.)



  1. Bravo! I'm glad that your book is out. Is it comedy, or another genre?

  2. Hi Ahab, It's a dark comedy about Mormon girls who commit murder to get into BYU.

  3. I love the "reviews" of your book. When will the ebook be coming out?

  4. I'm hoping in the next couple of weeks.

  5. I am thoroughly impressed!The Fourth Ward is just like a Mormon Peyton Place only weirder (coming from a never-was-a-Mormon).

  6. LOL Right, Jono, much weirder. And the characters aren't as good-looking.

  7. I just bought it for my kindle, and will get the review up on my book blog and on amazon next week. Can't wait!